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Never Date Single Mothers.

Why? You already know their stance on abortion: they won't have one. Don't risk paying vaginamony or child support. Her kids will always be #1 in her life, and do you really want to take second-place to a woman? I didn't think so. Why support another man's mistake? How do you know she's not looking for a support figure? Or someone to support her financially? Think of all that, and realize that the odds are stacked against you. She's already had one mistake. She won't go for the Hail Mary (more on that below). The last guy didn't stick around. Why should you?
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The Down-Low
10-30-2006 08:26 AM

In between the time my first computer arrived at the front door on Stonehenge, and this very moment, I have probably been on a computer more than I've slept at night. That's not the problem, though.

The real problem is what I have done sitting on my ass all day. In the early days, I wanted to do everything. I made attempts to learn Python, PHP, C++, VB, and others. I learned a lot of Flash, and even got paid to do a Flash project for a company. I even played a lot more games than I do now. I was pretty elite at NOLF and Call of Duty because that's what I did all day.

Over the past year or two, I have become lazy as fuck. I forgot a lot of what I knew about Flash, I recall even less from every single programming language, and I haven't gotten really hardcore into games even though I've dropped thousands of dollars into my PC since Call of Duty. I don't do anything these days but lurk on a couple forums, check Facebook, and download movies and TV. Sure, I do work sometimes, but that is not nearly as often as I should.

I'm lazy at being lazy. Great.

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10-13-2006 09:37 AM

The improbability overdrive is broken.



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The 411
Name
Matt Schmidt
Age
19
Gender
Male
Relationship Status
Single
Country
United States
Job
Zoints Research Analyst
School
Michigan Technological University
School Status
Attending
Location
St. Charles, IL, 60175
Religion
Atheist
Coolness Factor
6
Major
Computer Network and System Administration
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The Machine
08-09-2007 08:48 PMReport
Doug's Avatar

Hey, looks like I missed your birthday. Hope it was a good one.

birthday cake
05-05-2007 06:11 PMReport
Volkov's Avatar

Quoting Doug:
Well, things are busy here, I've got about a dozen projects I'm working on. How long does your internship last? What will you be doing?


It lasts 12 weeks. I'll probably be adding memory to computers or crimping ethernet cable or something mundane like that. But that's okay.
05-05-2007 04:56 PMReport
Doug's Avatar

Well, things are busy here, I've got about a dozen projects I'm working on. How long does your internship last? What will you be doing?
05-04-2007 10:19 PMReport
Volkov's Avatar

Quoting Doug:
Hey Matt,
What have you been doing with yourself? I haven't seen you around.


I just got off for summer break, and I start my IT internship with Sears at the end of the month.

What about you?
05-04-2007 10:12 PMReport
Doug's Avatar

Hey Matt,
What have you been doing with yourself? I haven't seen you around.
03-17-2007 02:01 PMReport
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03-06-2007 09:06 PMReport
Doug's Avatar

Hey Matt, Thanks for adding me.
02-10-2007 03:24 PMReport
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i want to change my name from OMG- DONT PASS OUT to DyNoMItE  can you help me please?
 
10-29-2006 08:57 PMReport
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matt i am rly bored out of my mind help me
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